
"I started to be an engineer but I
banged me thumb on the first day." - Richard
Starkey (Ringa Planett)
Many people believe Ringo Starr is alive - THEY'RE WRONG!
My friend Or and myself, Tomer, accidently tumbled upon a conspiracy
long held a secret by The Beatles.
The conspiracy - Ringo died !
Ringo was born on July 7th, 1940 in Liverpool , England. He died at
the year of 1942, when he was four years old. By the clues we found in
beatles songs, pictures and lyrics we developed the theory of how he died.
Ringo had just turned 3 at the day of his death. He was playing alone in
his garden, not aware of the danger that awaits him behind the bushes.
An octopus answering to the name Ringa Planett ate him for lunch. Actually
it was more of a brunch. Ringo's mom was really upset, she said it's horrible
that a kid who just turned two had to die at the age of one. Ringa, who
was an alien/octopus, immediately took on the form of Ringo. Ringa was
also a vegetarian. As soon as Ringa got Ringo's body he tried to end his
life. You see, Ringo was a very ugly child, and Ringa wasn't very pleased
to get the body of an ugly 5 years old kid.
In the year 1958 Ringa formed his own band, "The Beatles". His only problem
was - he was the only member in the band. So, he changed the title to "The
Beatle". Later on John and Paul joined. They changed it back to "The Beatles".
George joined last. After being together for several years, the rest of
the band found out that ringo was in fact, RINGA! They told they're manager,
Brian Epstein, the whole story but he didn't want the story to get out.
So the band decided to put clues in songs and pictures, so the public would
know what is the true nature of Ringo (or should I say, RINGA!).
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